YO YO, it's Chris, player of one Mollymauk Tealeaf bringing in... someone completely not like Molly at all. Like the opposite of Molly. In every conceivable way.
Also I'm a parody of myself and I know it and this is all Kitty's fault SOMEHOW.
Anyway, this is Mewtwo! From, ya know, Pokemon. That thing with the monsters and the pockets and the civilized dog fighting eyyy. It's just a big, six-foot-tall fetus cat monster who distrusts most humans and kind of wants to be left alone and to understand its place in the world. It's from most of the way through the Mewtwo Returns special. Instead of managing to barely survive Giovanni's subjugation robots™, it succumbed and died... a hero. Probably. It doesn't actually know what happened next and that is gonna make it super pissy.
It is an extremely powerful psychic, though it doesn't really... read minds. I mean, it can, but it definitely doesn't, even if it would seriously help it out sometimes. It primarily uses telekinesis to attack if it feels threatened and speaks solely with telepathy.
ALSO MOMENT OF FUN. Mewtwo has no gender and canon consistently uses "it" to describe it, and while yes, that is demeaning and awful... I do not feel like making an argument against canon for any particular pronouns. That being said, y'all can use whatever pronouns you feel like. Mewtwo doesn't care. I don't care. I am just being consistent.
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Also I'm a parody of myself and I know it and this is all Kitty's fault SOMEHOW.
Anyway, this is Mewtwo! From, ya know, Pokemon. That thing with the monsters and the pockets and the civilized dog fighting eyyy. It's just a big, six-foot-tall fetus cat monster who distrusts most humans and kind of wants to be left alone and to understand its place in the world. It's from most of the way through the Mewtwo Returns special. Instead of managing to barely survive Giovanni's subjugation robots™, it succumbed and died... a hero. Probably. It doesn't actually know what happened next and that is gonna make it super pissy.
It is an extremely powerful psychic, though it doesn't really... read minds. I mean, it can, but it definitely doesn't, even if it would seriously help it out sometimes. It primarily uses telekinesis to attack if it feels threatened and speaks solely with telepathy.
ALSO MOMENT OF FUN. Mewtwo has no gender and canon consistently uses "it" to describe it, and while yes, that is demeaning and awful... I do not feel like making an argument against canon for any particular pronouns. That being said, y'all can use whatever pronouns you feel like. Mewtwo doesn't care. I don't care. I am just being consistent.