"classic magicians", you say. well, i have just discovered that magicians (classic or otherwise) apparently includes horny books so like

GESTURES VAGUELY

i wish i could say i understand what classic magicians means but instead i am BAFFLED AND BEMUSED.

buuuut i could just TURN THE TABLES RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW and say just give me what the fuck ever you want to give me as far as happy memories go. like a kindersuprise but less shit.