hello all! i'm kaye. i'm currently gmt+12 (hello from new zealand!) and so may be ships passing in the night on busy weeks of work. regardless, i'm happy to be here, and i'm bringing in an original character by the name of daniel riordan!

the long and short of it is this: picture your generic magical realism fantasy witchcraft young adult series. got it? now picture the mentor figure in that genre. now add matthew goode. now add a brief foray into being part of a group of magical extremists and villains. now add in a poison ivy-like affinity for plants. you have daniel!

he's a relatively chill and genial guy who currently has in his posession a mint plant who basically functions as his proto-son. he's really not that rattled about being dead, all things considered, and is here to chew bubblegum and grow plants. and he's all out of bubblegum.

all magic users and young adult fiction hero(in)es, please report. the tree man is here to guide you now. or, you know, give annoyingly patient counsel. his app is here, for your viewing pleasure, and you're welcome to add me on plurk at virginiawoolf if you fancy!



matthew goode from the critically acclaimed seminal classic leap year loves you long time.