mel can sing him the One Proper Catholic Hymn she's been taught so far. it'll be lit (oh yes, i typed that). honestly it'll be so confusing -- on the one hand, he gets the religious two party. system of One God and One Big Bad, on the other hand... well... hm.

delicious, delicious is the taste descriptor you're looking for. in things that speak for yaeris: she asks first! politely! before things get all physical by his throat. /fingerguns