if matt ends up needing to ask peter for pants again, peter’s going to have some very Deep and Pointed Questions about what matt keeps doing to his pants. but also that means that clearly they weren’t utilitarian enough. gotta be more practical FOR SURE. embrace the short shorts, matt. embrace the multi-use.

which basically means that peter will come up with an obnoxious nickname for matt. you know, for differentiation purposes......

excellent my ineptitude will live on only in my memory....