Hey, all! I'm Wind (she/her/whatever), and you can hit me up on plurk here: shogunsensual. As long as I can see that you're in the game somewhere, I'll add you back.

More importantly, I'm bringing in one Masaomi Kida from Durarara!! Masaomi is a perfectly normal, happy high school student who has definitely never participated in illegal gang activity ever. His head is filled with nothing but love triangles and video games. Honest. You can trust him. I mean, just look at him! Would such a joyful dude lie to you?

(Yes. Yes, he would.)

I've gotta get ready for work now, sob. But I'll be back tonight. Wait for me, my shiny, new horrors!