stats meme!!

[vampirella]

welcome to the ✨STATS MEME✨

ever wanted to talk about your character's unreal height, woodsy smell, or astrological sign? no??? well, you can do it anyway!! use the handy form below to fill in the game on lesser-known details about your character! it can be a great reference for people to use in tags.

additionally, i will probably make a few charts/infographics about game stats, and this is the easiest way for me to get a bunch of weird details about the game population! it's not weird, stop looking at me like that!!!!

<table><tr><td width="300px;"><img src="IMGURL (300px in width)" style="box-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;"></td><td style="vertical-align:top;"><p align="justify"><span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">NAMEHERE</span> <b>AGE/BIRTHDAY:</b> agehere <b>HEIGHT:</b> heighthere <b>WEIGHT:</b> weighthere <b>GENDER:</b> genderhere, if aplicable <b>MARITAL STATUS:</b> single, divorced, DTF, etc <b>HAIR:</b> haircolorhere <b>EYES:</b> eyecolorhere <b>ORIGIN:</b> planet, city, etc <b>LANGUAGE:</b> nativelanguage, otherlanguages <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">VISION</span> Describe how your character appears visually. Include build, posture, hair style, eye color, scars, etc. Be as detailed or as vague as you want! <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SOUND</span> How does your character sound? Do they speak formally or casually? Verbal tics? Do they sound differently if they're angry or happy? If you have example audio, link it here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">SCENT</span> Literally how does your character smell. Do they wear cologne? Do they smell unusual? Anything someone in their vicinity would pick up should go here. <span style="font-size:2em; font-family:sans-serif; text-shadow:#ccc 1px 1px 1px;">MISC.</span> Any other details you want to include can go here.</td></tr></table>

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peter parker, marvel (616)

[webshoots]

peter parker AGE/BIRTHDAY: laughs in comics late 20s — it's been retconned that he got bit at 15 and during slott's run it was mentioned it had been 13 years since then, so he was 28. so in theory, 29/30. an offhand comment in spencer's run puts him in his mid-twenties but, uh, that doesn't make sense so, no. also: august 10th, probably. sliding timelines, so we're ignoring years lmf HEIGHT: 5'10, officially. WEIGHT: 167lbs GENDER: male MARITAL STATUS: sold his marriage to the devil..... (yes, that's still a thing) HAIR: brown EYES: hazel ORIGIN: queens, nyc, earth (616 variety baby) LANGUAGE: english VISION peter's pretty average in terms of height and general appearance; in the modern era his casual clothing leans towards layers — shirts with shirts; shirts with t-shirts; ugly fucking sweaters. he's stronger and fitter than first glances would imply (all that webswinging gives your arms a workout, alright), although he's built more like a gymnast than anything else. here's some art by steve rude for a classic inspired look; but for a slightly more modern take on the jrsr peter, i think quinones hits the mark as well as zdarsky. but paolo rivera (see left) is one of my favourites. peter's not exactly fashion-forward, and mj has described his hairstyle as "being stuck in the 60s", so like. LAUGHS. he is not a cool dude. his movements are naturally pretty graceful thanks to the whole spider thing, which means he makes a deliberate effort most of the time to be just a touch more clumsy than he is naturally; as spider-man, he habitually perches on things, crouches on walls, stands at odd angles etc etc and generally moves in a pretty creepy way. SOUND i enjoy josh keaton's portrayal, even if he's normally associated with a younger peter parker. otherwise, here's a note from the comics — slightly nasal; new yorker. SCENT nothing remarkable — maybe coffee. he uses generic soap and deodorant. however, his web fluid has a pretty distinctive chemical smell, not entirely unlike bleach. (616) matt murdock finds it pretty fucking weird and unique. MISC. he's ... spider-man? honestly, idk. ask me things if u want. edit: WAIT that zdarsky artwork/page i linked — it's from issue #310 of peter parker: the spectacular spider-man and it won an eisner award. everyone should read it if they want an insight into a well-written (ie. not slott) modern peter parker/spider-man.