You can't make the Buzz Lightyear joke if I make it first

[bleedingsteel]

Hi everybody! My name is GG, and I'm a new player in your midst. I come to you today with Paladin Danse from Fallout 4!

Pure of heart and dumb of ass, Danse is a big, beefy career soldier stationed in the post-apocalyptic Commonwealth (of Massachusetts.) He loves power armor and laser guns, talks like he swallowed a thesaurus, and used to spend a lot of time waxing about how great the Brotherhood of Steel is and how much he loved being part of it. Unfortunately for him, I'm playing him from the climactic end of his personal quest in which he learns that he's a synth (android, basically), his entire life is a lie, and the Brotherhood proceeds to hardcore stab him in the back. Needless to say, he's not having a great time dealing with that.

Beyond having his life triple-ruined and his unfortunate nonhuman bigotry (he's working on it), he's a selfless, gooey marshmallow of a man wrapped in a stoic, overly-serious shell. He's great if you need something fixed, something shot, or something heavy moved to an upstairs apartment.

You can reach me on plurk at theggnator. I'm super excited to be in a mystery/horror-tinged game again and can't wait to get started!

Comments

[worthallthis]

This absolutely sounds like a guy I need to toss Bucky Barnes at. Wanna come growl at his obviously metal arm, buddy? On the whole, it sounds like they're... a lot alike. Protective, overly-strong fighter types with gooey centers :D Mine might have learned a sense of humor now, though. He can help yours learn one??

Also, hi, welcome, it's awesome to have you! I'm Gail, I play Bucky here (who goes by Soldat because real names are Hard), as well as Stone who... hey is also not human! He's an alien dragon shapeshifter and also very, very old.

I look forward to playing with ya! Think I'm gonna go friend your plurk now :3

[bleedingsteel]

Hi Gail! Bucky and Danse will almost definitely get along, if Bucky can forgive his apocalypse-related ignorance of many basic concepts.

The good news is that the Brotherhood really only dislikes corrupted/mutated humans or technology meant to mimic them, so it's unlikely that an alien will set Danse off (apart from his initial freakout that there are aliens.) He could definitely use any chance to be more open-minded.

[worthallthis]

Excellent, I will look forward to tossing both of them at him then :3 I know Bucky gets his nose into everything he can, so shouldn't be hard once the intro log goes up.

I will also look forward to said freakout, because it's always fun to bust open people's worldviews. Stone's planet doesn't even have humans on it, it's great.